Tue, Nov. 3rd, 2026, 10:30 am
[i]icanhascheezburger_feed: After losing her beloved dog a first-time cat pawrent opens her heart to a little tortie and finds r

Posted by Sarah Brown

Getting your first kitten is a pretty big deal! One day, you're picking out cute little toys and imagining all the cuddles you'll share. The next, you're wondering why your new furry roommate is sprinting across your face at four in the morning. Welcome to cat pawrenthood, where every day brings another adorable surprise and approximately a million questions.

This four-month-old tortoiseshell kitten is giving us a purrfect example of what life with a new feline friend can look like. She's been with her family for just over a month, and her human is already completely smitten. After losing a beloved dog last year, they're especially determined to make sure their new little companion has everything she needs.

Naturally, that comes with a few worries. Is she growing properly? Eating enough? Behaving like a typical kitten? At around 15 to 17 weeks old, this little tortie weighs 2.1 kilograms and recently experienced a growth spurt. Thankfully, her vet says she's doing great.

For anyone welcoming their first kitten, keeping up with veterinary appointments is a great place to start. Your vet can help you understand your kitten's growth, nutritional needs, vaccinations, and other important milestones. There's no need to become an overnight expert on everything feline!

Getting familiar with your kitty's personality is another big part of the adventure. This tortie loves slow blinks, nose bumps, and licking her human's hands. She also enjoys sleeping belly-up beside her favorite person, although she occasionally prefers stealing the gaming chair.

Then there are the zoomies. Oh, the zoomies! This little lady apparently believes 4 a.m. is an excellent time to race around the house, investigate everyone's faces, and attempt to lick the PS5 controller. First-time pawrents might be surprised by just how much energy fits inside such a tiny fluffball.

Interactive play sessions, scratching posts, and plenty of appropriate toys can help keep curious kittens entertained. It's also worth kitten-proofing your home, because those little paws have a talent for finding things they shouldn't.

Most importantly, remember that every cat has their own quirks. Learning what your kitten enjoys, recognizing their routines, and asking your veterinarian questions when something seems off are all part of becoming a confident cat pawrent.

You don't need to have everything figured out immediately. Just enjoy getting to know your new furry bestie, one nose boop and midnight zoomie at a time!

Tue, Nov. 3rd, 2026, 11:15 am
[i]icanhascheezburger_feed: Pawsitively Pawsh Kitties Serving Fall Furshion In Their Cutest Sweaters

Posted by Sarah Brown

Sweater weather is officially here, and some very fashionable felines are taking their fall wardrobes seriously! Tiny knitted sweaters, cozy cardigans, and little scarves are making an appearance, and we're completely obsessed. Who knew a cat wearing a turtleneck could look more put together than we do on most days?

Getting dressed for fall is already half the fun of the season. We love pulling out our favorite sweaters, wearing fuzzy socks, and finding any excuse to get cozy. But seeing a kitty dressed in a miniature version of something we'd actually wear? That's a whole new level of adorable.

Just imagine opening your closet and finding your cat has better knitwear than you. They've got a lovely little cable-knit sweater, perhaps a matching scarf, and absolutely nowhere important to be. Their biggest plans for the afternoon involve napping on the couch and watching birds through the window. Yet somehow, they're dressed like they're heading to a fancy autumn brunch.

Of course, anyone who's tried dressing up a cat knows that not every feline is interested in becoming a fashion icon. You can spend ages picking out the cutest outfit, only to discover that your kitty would rather wrestle with the sweater than wear it. The look of betrayal alone could make you reconsider your entire career as a feline stylist.

For the cats who genuinely enjoy getting dressed up, though, the results are ridiculously cute. A tiny sweater makes an already fluffy kitty look even more huggable, especially when they're curled up on a blanket with their little paws tucked underneath them. Add a pumpkin in the background, and you've got the purrfect fall photoshoot.

We also love how much personality comes through in these outfits. A cat wearing a bow tie looks like he's about to give an important presentation. Put that same kitty in a chunky cardigan, and he's suddenly a retired purrfessor enjoying a quiet weekend in the countryside. One wardrobe change, two completely different careers!

Naturally, plenty of cats prefer sticking with the fur coats they were born with, and that's perfectly fine. Dressing up should be comfortable and enjoyable for the kitty, too.

Until then, we'll be admiring these stylish little fluffballs and wondering where we can find sweaters half as cute as theirs. Move over, human fashionistas. The catwalk belongs to the cats this fall!

Tue, Nov. 3rd, 2026, 08:00 am
[i]icanhascheezburger_feed: Shelter cat turns aggressive after losing her newborn kittens, not given time to mourn and put on eu

Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Cats feel just as strongly as we do, especially when faced with major life-altering events.

I don't know this cat or the family who adopted her, but when I saw this story, I felt it deep within my core. I've been a mother for a little over a year now. Since the moment she was born, my daughter has been my entire world. My life was full and colorful before she came along, but oh boy has it become so much more vast and saturated since she's here. I can't describe becoming a parent in words; it's an indescribable experience for someone who hasn't experienced it yet. But the thing is that, together with all of these amazing new feelings, another thing entered my life the literal second I saw my daughter's tiny face for the first time in the delivery room - a fear that something will happen to her.

This fear is also indescribable. I can't fathom, I can't even begin to imagine a scenario in which something bad happens to my daughter. It's something I guess I will eternally fear until the end of life. I don't care about my fear of bugs anymore - the fear of losing my daughter makes my stomach turn. And this is why I felt so strongly when I learned about Callie the cat - this fear became a reality for her. She was a mama cat, but she lost her kittens. I can't even begin to imagine what she was going through. It's too awful to think about.

But because this life-changing event is so awful for cats just as much as it's awful for humans, I'd expect the shelter workers who cared for her to give her all the support she needed in such a hard time. But she became aggressive… so they put her on the euthanasia list. I'm honestly dumbfounded to learn that. It makes me want to go feral as well. If I were in this cat's paws I would absolutely go ballistic if something happened to my daughter. How could they not see it? How could her grief not have been met with compassion?

These are questions we might never get answers to… But she's no longer there, because she met a happier ending.

Tue, Nov. 3rd, 2026, 07:15 am
[i]icanhascheezburger_feed: 27 Meowing Memes to Make Your Cat-Shaped Soul Filled With Funnies

Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Every cat lover's soul is full of cats.

I feel as if the moment I became a cat person, a cat colony started to nest in my soul. I guess a person who was born a cat person - one of those kids who always grew up with cats and literally had no choice but to become the strongest of cat lovers - will not understand. Not because they don't have these soul-nesting cats within them - they have them just the same. They just don't know otherwise. I wasn't always a cat person, but in my mid-twenties, adopting a cat changed everything. And since then, I haven't just added an adorable cat into my life - I feel as if I added a bunch of cats into my soul, controlling everything that I do and think.

Cat people who were born into cat-loving just don't know the sharp difference that turning into a cat person makes in your life. So I came to the only logical conclusion to explain this phenomenon: cat people are controlled by soul cats that live inside them. Yeah, I don't see how anything else could make sense. Since becoming a cat person I constantly think about cats, about how I want to love them, pet them, and give them yummy treats. I also became much more cat-like, having random nighttime zoomies and craving other people's chicken. I don't really know how it makes sense - but with a cat in your soul that controls you, it does… doesn't it?

If you're like me, a late-bloomer cat lover, try to think of your life before and after you became one, and I'm sure you'll realize I'm right. Also, think about all the cat content you've been consuming since becoming a cat person, and compare it to the amount before. Sure, cat content is all over the internet, and you can't really avoid the meows and purrs of the online sphere - but at least for me, it's true that I crave the cat memes much more than when I used to call myself a dog person. And this is why I want more and more of them - and because I'm sure you do too, I have a bunch right here.

Tue, Nov. 3rd, 2026, 06:30 am
[i]icanhascheezburger_feed: Chicago O'Hare traveler rescues stray kitten outside the airport, Door Dashes a pet carrier, and boa

Posted by Blake Seidel

The Cat Distribution System works in meowsterious ways, and for one traveler, all it took was a smoke break at Chicago's O'Hare Airport and a missed connecting flight to turn his unexpected delay into an even more unexpected adoption.

Depending on where you're going to (or where you're coming from), traveling with pets can be an enormous hassle. You need an airline-approved pet carrier, usually some sort of documentation and medical history for the animal, and a lot of patience. If the animal is small enough to come with you in the cabin, that's the best option, but if not, they have to fly underneath the plane in the cargo section, which comes with its own potential problems. This process can take anywhere from weeks to months. Now, imagine having to do it all in a few hours before your flight!

After missing his connecting flight at Chicago's O'Hare airport, Virgil Wiebe went outside for a smoke break. He found a small garden and started contemplating what to do with his remaining time before his next flight, when all of a sudden, he heard some tiny, distressed meows coming from somewhere around him. Then, out popped a tiny, 3-week-old orange kitten, all alone. Virgil searched for a mama cat, but alas, the poor kitty was flying solo (pun intended).

Well, what would any rational purrson do when finding an abandoned kitten with only a few hours until their next flight? Obviously, he couldn't just leave the kitten there, so he Door Dashed an airline pet carrier and kitten formula, got everything settled with United Airlines and booked one more ticket for his tiny, fluffy passenger, who he named Macanudo O'Hare, or Harry, for short. His layover/kitten rescue mission was now complete.

Travelers, if you thought that the Cat Distribution System couldn't reach you at the airport, think again! The CDS is all-knowing, all-powerful, and even if you're about to board your plane, you might just be expected to take a seriously smol (and seriously cute) rescue cat with you.

Tue, Nov. 3rd, 2026, 05:45 am
[i]icanhascheezburger_feed: Immersed amongst pumpkins, black cat makes his Halloween debut, bewitching the hoomans living there

Posted by Briana Viser

When a black cat approaches you on Halloween, you must graciously accept. 

Halloween has come and gone, but it's remains and legacies are still coming out of the woodwork. Take this story for instance. The story of a black cat making his grand debut on Halloween night to a family who didn't see it coming. A woman comes home from work to her pumpkin covered porch and sees a cat looking at her, bewitching her, and realizes it's not her cat. The cat was calm and simply waited to be let inside, and if that's not a Halloween miracle then we don't know what is. Halloween is a holiday full of eerie, spooky, and strange things that might crawl in the night, or scare you in a moment. But for the family that took this black cat in on a dime, they saw him as a gift, not a burden. It's important to remember that past all the ghost stories and superstitions, cats are cats, and they have feelings too. 

If you have a Halloween story worth sharing, then drop a comment below, or get in touch with us to share your story. Cats and spooky season go hand in hand, and I Can Has Cheezburger love both. So next time you see a black cat, you can give it a pet instead of a shocked countenance. 

Tue, Nov. 3rd, 2026, 04:00 am
[i]icanhascheezburger_feed: Relatable Cat Memes for Adults Who Need Some Meowtivation to Get Through the Week

Posted by Giuliana Tiscioni

Who else is in desperate need of meowtivation to get through this new week? I sure am, and those feline funnies to put me in a good mood are not going to show up by themselves. 

The week is barely starting, and I don't know about you, but I already miss the weekend. My bed and warm blanket are sitting there alone, calling fo me to come back and sleep all day and do absolutely nothing. 

If anybody had told us that being adults was this tiring, we would have all escaped to Neverland with Peter Pan and The Lost Boys to make sure we never had the need to know what taxes were. We don't want to go to work; we don't want to do the laundry; we don't want to know how much we're paying for rent, and we wish we could ignore our bills because money grows on trees. Funny story: when my brother was a kid, he wanted to plant a money tree. He also wanted to plant a tree that grew bread, because he saw the sesame seeds that are sometimes put on top of bagels and he thought that that's where bread came from. He apparently had issues with trees back then, but he got over it, thankfully. We still make fun of him for that, so at least we're left with a good source of entertainment. 

Anyway, back to adulthood. Our weeks are long, and we need a way to let everything go so we can keep being the adults that we are. So, here I bring you a bunch of memes for your cathartic session of the day! And what's even better is that they're all cat memes! Who better than our furry friends to help make us feel better? 

Tue, Nov. 3rd, 2026, 04:30 pm
[i]smartbitches_feed: Steampunk, Chloe Liese, & More

Posted by Amanda

A Rivalry of Hearts

A Rivalry of Hearts by Tessonja Odette is $2.49! This is book one in a series and I picked this one and book two up in hardcover. The covers are really adorable, but I hope they deliver on their promise of spiciness.

Two rival writers.
One prestigious publishing contract.
A bargain of hearts and desire.

They say never bargain with the fae. They also say don’t get drunk on fae wine. Yet romance author Edwina Danforth has managed a blunder with both on her first visit to the infamous faelands. Now she’s trapped in a magic-fueled bet she barely remembers with a man she’d be happier to forget. The terms? Whoever can bed the most lovers during their month-long dueling book tour wins a coveted publishing contract.

The win should be easy for Edwina. She’s known for penning scintillating tales of whirlwind romance. There’s just one problem: her imagination vastly exceeds her bedroom experience. But when failure means plummeting her career back into obscurity, losing isn’t an option.

Her handsome fae rival, William Haywood, poses an even greater challenge. Not only are his looks as aggravatingly perfect as his track record behind closed doors, but he has his own reasons for playing to win, and he won’t go down without a fight. Unless, of course, it’s a different kind of going down. In that case, he’s fair game.

Edwina and William clash in a rivalry of romance. But what happens when their objects of desire…turn out to be each other?

A Rivalry of Hearts is a spicy standalone adult fantasy romcom in the Fae Flings and Corset Strings series. Every book in this interconnected series is a complete story and ends with a HEA. If you like academic rivals, enemies to lovers, and quirky heroines, then you’ll love this sizzling tale.

The Fae Flings and Corset Strings series is set in the same world as The Fair Isle Trilogy and Entangled with Fae. Journey back to this beloved fae world or fall in love for the first time.

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Happy Ending

Happy Ending by Chloe Liese is $1.99! This is a standalone contemporary romance. I thought this one was just okay and a bit slow for my liking. You mileage may vary.

From USA TODAY bestselling author Chloe Liese, a clever and heartwarming rom-com that is perfect for fans of Christina Lauren and Annabel Monaghan about two best friends who must fake a relationship for their exes.

Thea and Alex have three things in common—they love food, they hate where they live, and they’re both divorced. Otherwise, they couldn’t be more different.

Thea’s never cooked a day in her life. Alex is a world-class chef. Alex resents feeling stuck in his hometown. Thea resents the town for not feeling more like home. Thea and her ex are in a contentious custody battle for their dog. Alex and his ex amicably coparent their daughter. Beyond a few friends in common, a couple small-world connections (welcome to life in a mid-size city), their lives look nothing alike. Fast forward two years, and they’re truly the best of friends. No one would ever know their friendship began as a lie…

Two years ago, their exes got together immediately following their divorces, and somehow, Thea and Alex found themselves spinning a spite-fueled story about being old friends and first loves. Two years later, what began as a ruse has grown into real friendship—just friendship, despite what friends and family seem to think. But when their exes invite them on a two-week, “two family” beach vacation—daughter and dog included—Alex and Thea start to wonder if this story they’ve spun might have gotten away from them, and if it’s led them to the last place they ever thought it a happy ending.

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We Who Will Die

We Who Will Die by Stacia Stark is $2.99! This is book one in the Empire of Blood series. I’m pretty sure I mentioned this on Hide Your Wallet. I have a physical copy in my “maternity leave” stack.

Life in the perilous Thorn district is a constant battle for Arvelle and her younger brothers. And the vampire standing on her doorstep is about to turn their world upside down.

Faced with an unthinkable choice, Arvelle makes a magically binding vow to do the kill the emperor, an ancient vampire created by the god Umbros. But first, she must enter the Sundering—an arena where only the fastest, strongest, and deadliest survive long enough to be selected for the emperor’s elite guard.

She quickly draws the ire of the Primus, the powerful figure charged with protecting the emperor. But the vampire under the armor is the last person Arvelle expects to encounter in the emperor’s court.

With her brothers’ lives in the balance, Arvelle has no choice but to ally with the man who once shattered her heart… and with the emperor’s sadistic son, Rorrik—two vampires whose motives are impossible to pin down. Rorrik holds the key to understanding the powers Arvelle is developing—abilities that would put a price on her head if discovered by the emperor.

To survive the arena and complete her mission, Arvelle must get to the bottom of a conspiracy that will change everything she thought she knew about herself—and the two vampires who are deeply entwined with her destiny…

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Mission: Improper

Mission: Improper by Bec McMaster is 99c!! This is book one in the The Blue Blood Conspiracy series, which is a spin off of McMaster’s London Steampunk series. While not completely necessary, reviewers say that readers might understand the nuances of the romance and setting more if they’ve read the London Steampunk series. Other books in this spin-off series are on sale.

Three years ago, London society changed forever, with a revolution placing the widowed Queen firmly on the throne her blue blood husband tried to take from her. Humans, verwulfen and mechs are no longer considered the lesser classes, but not everybody is happy with the new order…

Entire families have gone missing in the East End. When Caleb Byrnes receives an invitation to join the Company of Rogues as an undercover agent pledged to protect the crown, he jumps at the chance to find out who, or what, is behind the disappearances. Hunting criminals is what the darkly driven blue blood does best, and though he prefers to work alone, the opportunity is too good to resist.

The problem? He’s partnered with Ingrid Miller, the fiery and passionate verwulfen woman who won a private bet against him a year ago. Byrnes has a score to settle, but one stolen kiss and suddenly the killer is not the only thing Byrnes is interested in hunting.

Soon they’re chasing whispered rumours of a secret project gone wrong, and a monster that just might be more dangerous than either of them combined. The only way to find out more is to go undercover among the blue blood elite… But when their hunt uncovers a mysterious conspiracy, Byrnes and Ingrid must set aside their age-old rivalry if they have any chance at surviving a treacherous plot.

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Tue, Nov. 3rd, 2026, 03:00 pm
[i]smartbitches_feed: HaBO: It’s Not The Love Hypothesis

Posted by Amanda

This HaBO is from Julia, who is hoping to find this contemporary romance:

This HaBO is a bit weird because I thought I had read The Love Hypothesis until I saw the trailer and realised that it couldn’t be the book I read because one of the members of the couple is Asian and neither of those actors are.

The books are clearly pretty similar though and that has I think really stopped me from finding the right book. I don’t own The Love Hypothesis and never marked it as read on Goodreads.

My memory of this one is there is a scientist or PhD researcher working in a lab setting, but I don’t know what kind of science. She is very tall and I am pretty sure she is half East Asian (I think Japanese but really could not be certain). She has a romance with a more senior male scientist. I cannot remember if he is her direct supervisor or not, but she is definitely impressed by his scientific background. I actually can’t remember the trope of how they get together or if it is spicy or slow burn. H

e’s definitely described as very handsome while she feels awkward and is a little nerdgirlcore. I read this before the big Ali Hazelwood Love Hypothesis buzz a few years ago because when I saw that book get buzz I immediately thought I had read it but confused it with this particular book, so this book is either a little older or has been out the same amount of time. It is not a particularly old book though. There is a small possibility that the hero is part Asian, but to be honest I am pretty sure it was the heroine.

Does this ring any bells?

Tue, Nov. 3rd, 2026, 02:20 pm
[i]smartbitches_feed: The New York Times Terminates Contract with Romance Columnist Olivia Waite After Bluesky Repost

Posted by SB Sarah

A yellow diamond road sign says WTF?Please be advised that the following article discusses rape allegations.

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The New York Times has terminated their contract with author Olivia Waite, their romance columnist, after she reposted Mark Jacob’s repost of Marisa Kabas’ criticism of the Times’ coverage of new rape allegations about Trump.

That is a sentence I didn’t think I’d type today. Or ever.

To get the full picture, we need to start with the recent House Judiciary Democrats’ report that included new allegations of rape against Trump.

No, really.

Last week, independent journalist Marisa Kabas (The Handbasket) shared that she emailed Patrick Healy, the assistant managing editor for standards and trust at The New York Times, “to ask why their story about a House report with new details of rape allegations against the President of the United States included neither those details, nor a single use of the word ‘rape.’”

Marisa Kabas posted New — Editor Patrick Healy explains to me NYT’s omission of the new rape details shared by Beatrice Keul in their story about the new House Judiciary Dems report released this week. it has 447 reposts and 2.4k likes

Kabas later shared Healy’s reply, which attracted substantial attention from the 440+ people who reposted it alongside the 2.3k people who liked it.

Journalist Mark Jacob, former metro editor at the Chicago Tribune and author of the Stop the Presses newsletter about right-wing extremism in America, reposted a part of Kabas’ thread with commentary, which Olivia then reposted on her feed.

Jacob wrote, “NY Times assistant managing editor Patrick Healy gives an unacceptable answer when Marisa Kabas asks him why the NYT’s Epstein story this week omitted a new rape accusation against Trump. Healy admits the accuser’s past allegations on Trump were deemed credible enough for the Times to print them.”

Mark Jacob posts - NY Times assistant managing editor Patrick Healy gives an unacceptable answer when Marisa Kabas asks him why the NYT's Epstein story this week omitted a new rape accusation against Trump. Healy admits the accuser's past allegations on Trump were deemed credible enough for the Times to print them.

 

Then came an email from Tina Jordan, editor of the Book Review, saying that Olivia’s clear sentiments about the Times mean that the paper is no longer a good fit for her column.

Like Olivia, I have also written about romance for The New York Times. I have a framed Times article on my wall from 2007 and clippings of the articles and book round ups I’ve written. But even more exciting and impactful was that the NYT covered romance at all. A column just about romance? In the New York Times?!

If you’d told me that 20 years ago, I’d have snortlaughed myself into a sinus infection. It has been a LONG road to mainstream coverage, let alone respect.  When they brought Olivia on as the romance columnist, I was genuinely excited for all of us.

But it’s shocking, appalling, and outrageous to see them dismiss a fiction columnist for sharing someone else’s post criticizing coverage of rape allegations against Trump.

This news is one spinning leaf in the tornado of nonstop mayhem this week, but wow, WOW, is it infuriating.

My first question was whether there were clear guidelines for social media for what the Times calls Nonjournalist Contributors. Their editorial standards for ethical journalism outline some requirements for Nonjournalist Contributors, but social media policies are not mentioned that I can see. So why was this the route chosen?

I think what makes me the most angry is the pretense that the Times is trying at all times to appear objective and neutral.

Codswallop. Objective fucking where? The Times’ coverage is often so slanted it could provide shade after sunset.

To quote writer David Singleton, who commented in a Times Insider chat (like an AMA) with Patrick Healy on 2 November:

“…the vibes are quite clear, given the bent of your coverage of the Alaska race, your ignoring the latest allegations against the sitting POTUS, and your paper’s overall treatment of transgender individuals.”

And with the lack of a public editor (the position was eliminated in 2017), there is little visible accountability for the Times’ decisions.

Olivia issued this statement to me (emphases are mine):

Last Thursday on Bluesky I reposted two of Marisa Kabas’ criticisms of the NYT’s coverage of the new rape allegations against the president. On Friday the Times declined to continue my contract as a fiction columnist, via a one-paragraph email praising the quality of my work but citing my presumably negative feelings about the NYT as inferred from my Bluesky posts, which they admitted they have been monitoring.

As a romance novelist and critic, I must professionally insist on the distinction between feelings and critique.

Romance writers often have to discuss sex and rape in professional contexts. The genre is fundamentally a decades-long conversation about how sexual consent is negotiated in a world where power is unequally accessed. These conversations are often fraught, and demand nuance. From vintage bodice-rippers to queer couples in historical eras to modern dark romance and romantasy, an author learns how to engage with scenes of physical intimacy and even sexual violence with a certain amount of detachment.

The detachment is only tenable so long as the violence remains fictional.

We should not be similarly detached when discussing real-life rape. This is not a subject on which even the most platonically objective journalist should aspire to neutrality. “Rape is a serious crime” is a factual statement.

One which the NYT avoided making: one of Kabas’s other statements, which I did not repost, pointed out the paper had not actually used the word “rape” when discussing the new House report alleging that a sitting president committed a crime of the most direct and selfish kind.

On the eve of a national midterm election, the Times reached all the way over to the Book Review and parted ways with a writer in the genre that most often presents rape scenes from the perspective of the victim, in stories that insistently end with the victim triumphant, beloved, and happy.

And it appears that the paper’s ideal of journalistic objectivity and nonpartisan stance consists of not naming rape allegations as such when they apply to a sitting president, on the eve of a national midterm election.

The email demurs that they would never ask me to censor myself on social media — but it’s hard not to view being let go so abruptly as retaliation for one of the most minor modern forms of speaking out.

They contracted me as a critic, and critical I remain. It’s true that nobody is owed a column or a platform for their opinions, no matter how expert. The gig came to me at someone else’s whim, and I always knew it would depart in the same sudden way. There is always mourning when an era comes to an end, but although I’m on the brutal peaks-and-valleys roller coaster of grief at the moment, I have no regrets.

When I asked what Olivia would like to happen, her reply was, as she put it, aspirational rather than pragmatic:

I want institutions to be at least as accountable as the people who work for them.

I want consequences to be proportional, and not just for romance writers.

And I want the safety and bodily autonomy of other people to always be a higher value than emotional detachment and objectivity. The value of being neutral depends entirely on what you’re staying neutral about.

The safety and dignity of human beings is what we cultivate journalistic objectivity for — it has no intrinsic value outside the ethical framework.


Tue, Nov. 3rd, 2026, 03:15 am
[i]icanhascheezburger_feed: 25 Heartwarming Cats Babysitting Their Tiny Human Best Friends Proving Feline Love Knows No Bounds

Posted by Cata Holmes

Who needs a babysitter when your baby has a furry best friend watching over them?

I never imagined how soft and gentle cats can be around babies. It's like they know tiny humans need more care and compassion, so they give it. And for babies, cats look like little, soft creatures, and it's awesome to watch their connection grow and how much they learn to coexist and behave. Honestly, having the chance to see a baby and an animal together is wonderful. Felines tend to be more independent and don't really care what's going on inside the home… but as soon as a baby enters the house, they drop their attitude and become their full-time babysitter. 

Now they follow the parents from room to room to make sure the baby is cared for properly and to protect them if something goes wrong. Cats suddenly decide to snuggle in cribs and let that baby touch and squeeze them, and they don't really mind… The friendship between a cat and a baby is one of the most wholesome ones, and worth appreciating. 

Tue, Nov. 3rd, 2026, 09:00 am
[i]smartbitches_feed: Hide Your Wallet: November 3rd Release Week

Posted by Amanda

Happy Tuesday!

It’s the first week of November and the month is really packed with releases. Lots of sci-fi and fantasy, but there are a couple contemporary romance releases as well.

What new books are you excited for this week? Let us know in the comments!

A Glimmer of Death

A Glimmer of Death by Laurell K. Hamilton

Author: Laurell K. Hamilton
Released: November 3, 2026 by Berkley
Genre: , , ,
Series: Merry Gentry #10

New York Times bestselling author Laurell K. Hamilton returns for the first in a two-book epic conclusion to her genre-defining Merry Gentry Series.

I am Meredith Gentry. Princess of the realm of faerie, private investigator in the mortal land of Los Angeles, mother of triplets, and lover to my men—the royal guards sworn to protect me. With a family and a court to support back home, I can’t say no to a job investigating a string of magical attacks against up-and-coming Hollywood actresses. Not when the case raises old nightmares from my own past. This time when I find out who is responsible for all this pain, I can make him pay.

But affairs in the land of faerie keep interrupting my hunt. Aisling is supposed to be the next king of the Seelie Court, but he is doubly cursed once by beauty and once by despair. If we cannot cure him my uncle Taranis, former King of Light and Illusion, may regain the throne. If he does he will destroy me and everyone I care about. Only true love will cure Aisling of his curse but is my love true enough? If not, I will share his fate and lose myself to the haunted magic that torments him.

While we fight for one kingdom of faerie, my aunt Andais, Queen of Air and Darkness, claims my deceased best friend, Keelin, has turned up alive and well along with a child supposedly sired by her dead son. If this baby is the true child of my former rival to the Unseelie throne, my enemies might use it to take the throne from me. Mysterious fey babies, curses both ancient and new are shaking the delicate balance of the faerie courts, and I am still hunting a monster terrorizing the women of Los Angeles.

The penultimate book in the Merry Gentry series. 

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Defy the Dusk

Defy the Dusk by Danielle Jensen

Author: Danielle Jensen
Released: November 3, 2026 by Del Rey
Genre: ,
Series: The Sundering Duet #1

When darkness means certain death and survival depends on reaching the dawn, the woman whose magic broke the world will carve another path: defy the dusk. From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of The Bridge Kingdom comes the first book in a gritty post-apocalyptic fantasy duology.

In the Sundered world, there are two options: Ride the dawn, or face what rises in the night.

Twenty years ago, Lirien’s magic fractured the world and unleashed nocturnal creatures that brought civilization to its knees. Amidst the carnage came salvation: The most powerful survivors were invited to board Dawnrider, a high-speed rig that would deliver those aboard into a new era.

The rest of humanity was left to die.

Instead, a king rose from the darkness to lead them.

In the years since, Lirien has dedicated her magic to Dawnrider while secretly plotting to overthrow the tyrant who rules the rig with an iron fist. But just as Lirien is ready to strike against him, she is violently abducted by Vox—the king of the feralists.

The mercurial Vox gives her two choices: Fight the creatures that hunt the night or be fed to them. Lirien agrees to join his ranks, but embarks on a strategy of seduction that will return her to Dawnrider.

Yet as Vox pushes the limits of her magic, Lirien begins to question whether defying the dusk is the true path to salvation. Intoxicated by both Vox and his war against the night, Lirien must decide where her loyalties truly lie—and how far she’s willing to go for redemption.

Jensen has a new duology coming out with a very good cover. (My boobs could never.)

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Drown the Bones

Drown the Bones by Alexandra Kennington

Author: Alexandra Kennington
Released: November 3, 2026 by Berkley XO
Genre: , , ,

The spare heir must work with an enemy prince to discover who murdered her twin in this gripping slow-burn romantasy.

As the younger twin, Merridan has never minded being the “spare” to the Rothian royal throne. She knows her brother, Von, will be an excellent king, and she’d rather devote her time to the Goddess, faithfully using her magic to send deceased spirits from the holy lake to the Afterworld.

When the unthinkable happens and her brother is murdered, she is certain their rival kingdom, Nova, is to blame. After all, they worship a false deity and use their magic to toy with necromancy. But when the Goddess halts the investigation of Von’s death, Merridan takes matters into her own hands, using a forbidden Novian ritual to speak to her brother’s ghost.

The last thing Merridan expects is to raise the wrong ghost. Now she’s bound to Phoenix Darragon, the arrogant crown prince of Nova—who was murdered the same night as Von. The prince makes Merridan a deal: if she takes his spirit to Nova to be resurrected, he will help her find her brother’s killer.

But uncovering the truth about the murderer means discovering Phoenix’s secrets, too. As the attraction between Merridan and the prince becomes undeniable and the threat of war builds, she must decide whether finding the truth is worth its cost if it means her beloved relationship with the Goddess is changed forever.

Amanda: I’m primarily motivated by this really cool cover.

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My Neighbor the Assassin

My Neighbor the Assassin by Michelle Heard

Author: Michelle Heard
Released: November 3, 2026 by Montlake
Genre: ,

From USA Today bestselling author Michelle Heard comes a scorching yet deadly romance about a waitress who falls for a mysterious coworker—only to discover his lethal past.

I thought Rowan was just the quiet bartender who watched me too closely and made me feel things I shouldn’t.

Then his past catches up to him, and I’m in for a rude awakening.

One minute I’m living my normal life, and the next, I’m on a trip across the country with a man trained to kill without hesitation.

A retired assassin. Possessive, violent, and deadly enough to leave a trail of bodies behind us.

Every mile between us and the men hunting him drags me deeper into Rowan’s terrifying world, where violence means survival and bloodshed comes way too easy.

I keep looking for redeeming qualities in him but quickly realize there are none, and there’s no escaping a man like Rowan Teller.

Not even if I wanted to.

Elyse: I’m getting John Wick vibes. It’s on KU which is always a bonus.

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Monsters of Ohio

Monsters of Ohio by John Scalzi

Author: John Scalzi
Released: November 3, 2026 by Tor Books
Genre:

Monsters of Ohio is a heartfelt exploration of a tentacular solution to the struggles of the modern world from the New York Times bestselling author of Starter Villain

Welcome to Richland, Ohio. Things aren’t great.

The town’s biggest employer is closing shop, and Richland’s on the brink. It’s where Mike Boyd, with his own set of problems, finds himself returning to after decades away.

He’s not planning to stay.

But Richland has other plans for Mike, his old friend Dave, and a newcomer Andi. They’re caught in a swirl of local troubles, private equity, executive theft… and something extremely weird involving Jeremy Keller’s prize cow.

Welcome to Richland. Leave your expectations behind. Bring a tarp.

Many of you have enjoyed Scalzi’s books!

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One for Each Night

One for Each Night by Dahlia Adler

Author: Dahlia Adler
Released: November 3, 2026 by Dahlia Adler
Genre: , ,

From USA Today bestselling author Dahlia Adler comes a sweet holiday rom-com novella, set in the same swoony universe as Soon By You.

Liana Radinsky’s family Chanukah party hasn’t historically been her favorite tradition, but when one of her cousins drags along his surprisingly cute coworker, Gideon Levy, Liana feels she’s been handed a holiday miracle. She should ask him out, but as the lights go down that first night, her nerves simply won’t allow it. .

Thankfully, Gideon gives her the perfect pretext for a subtle invitation to see him again—he’s new to observing Judaism, and what better way to bring him into the fold than by showing him all the best things about Chanukah? Enter seven more nights of chaotic and creative events from a spontaneous party of drunken dreidel games to candle lighting by Zoom with Gideon’s mom. But it’s all worth it in the pursuit of romance… if only she could be sure he wanted it too…

Eight nights. Eight chances to prove they’re meant to be.

Good thing Chanukah’s all about winning uphill battles!

Dahlia has a Hanukkah novella out today!

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Sunflower Season

Sunflower Season by Danica Nava

Author: Danica Nava
Released: November 3, 2026 by Berkley
Genre: ,

Fed up and burnt out, a woman leaves the city to take on the challenge of owning a sunflower farm but finds that her biggest trial is facing her first love in this charming second chance romance by USA Today bestselling author Danica Nava.

Drained by her high-pressure tech job, June Walker finds an escape in homesteading videos and the fantasy of a quieter life. When she finally hits her breaking point, she does the only reasonable she quits her job and buys a crumbling sunflower farm in rural Oklahoma where she grew up.

June thought her biggest challenge in restoring Sunshine Farm would be the rotting fences, but soon comes to the crushing realization that “positive vibes” are not a business plan. Nothing, however, tests her resolve quite like running into her first love, the boy she left behind after her world imploded when she was seventeen. She’s back for a fresh start, not to unpack old heartbreaks.

Noah Abbott never left Love County. Between his family, his job with the local fire brigade, and a town that knows him inside and out, he has everything he needs—except answers. So when June Walker returns as the new owner of Sunshine Farm, Noah is determined to find out why the girl who once meant everything to him vanished without a word.

As old wounds crack open and attraction flares back to life, June and Noah are forced to reckon with their past and decide whether first love is a memory best left buried, or the one thing worth replanting.

Scratch your small town romance itch with this new release from Danica Nava.

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Mon, Nov. 2nd, 2026, 01:45 pm
[i]icanhascheezburger_feed: A black cat on Halloween isn't always bad luck: Woman with senior soul dog worries for him, but her

Posted by Briana Viser

Black cats are sometimes seen as bad luck, a bad omen or reason to be afraid. But at the end of the day we all make our own luck, and this woman certainly made hers. 

History tells us many things. Superstitions are always based off of something tangible, like black cats for instance. Just because of their voidness, or their ability to blend in with shadows doesn't mean they're harmful. In fact, black cats are some of the most adored! In this story, a woman finds a black cat during Halloween time, and she just happens to love Halloween. She has a senior dog at home, and although he's her soul dog, she also worries for him and when he'll cross the rainbow bridge. Not willing to bear the grief of coming home to an empty house at some point, she makes the decision to bring the cat home with her, and what happens next is something she'll always be grateful for. 

Halloween isn't just a holiday for kids to trick or treat and dress up, it's something special and deserves the attention for being mysterious, for being unusual, and for being a time of transition. Enjoy this post-Halloween month of November with a Halloween based story about a macabre loving woman finding a mysterious black cat on such a special holiday. Enjoy! 

Mon, Nov. 2nd, 2026, 12:00 pm
[i]icanhascheezburger_feed: A Gust of November Cat Memes For Mindful Misty Monday Mornings

Posted by Briana Viser

Cat memes can come sweeping in out of nowhere. 

Take a meowment to give to yourself by scrolling these cat memes. Everyone has something that gives them a sense of peace and tranquility. It can't be chaos, errands, work, commuting, or business all the time. We need times where everything stops and we can just take a breath of air. Sometimes it feels like the weight of the world is on top of us and it's times like those that we need extra tender love and care. Some people give themselves peace by taking a long and warm bath, immersed in water, comforted by the feeling of a hug. Some people will sit in a beautiful field in nature and just bring a book, reveling in the simplicity of how calming that find of pleasure is, when the silence of nature emboldens you. Some people do it by having a candlelit dinner in a quaint restaurant with your special person, just staring into each other's eyes and being waited on by servers, eating great food. And some people do it by scrolling wholesome cat memes to calm their nerves. They ground themselves with images of adorable and wholesome furballs. 

Misty mornings calm us the same way cats do. Despite the hectic weather or gusty winds, there's something about a grey sky in November that's comforting and elusive. It makes us feel like we're kids again, like there's warmth inside of us. So enjoy these cat memes. 

Mon, Nov. 2nd, 2026, 07:00 pm
[i]smartbitches_feed: Wanna Be Part of Our Gift Guides?

Posted by SB Sarah

A brown paper wrapped present with a silver ribbon and a gold star on a stick tucked behind the ribbon with the words Join our Gift Guide alongside It’s almost Holiday Gift Guide time!

Do you have a shop, business, storefront, favorite thing that you think would be a good fit for the Smart Bitches weekly gift guide? 

Have you bought yourself something super cute and useful that you want to tell people about? 

Got bookish accessories that all your friends covet?

I want to hear all about your faves, please!

We’re kicking off in November and I would LOVE to hear from you.

Our weekly holiday gift guides are a LOT of fun, and I would love to know what you’d recommend, or what storefront you think I should feature.

It doesn’t have to be book-related, either. We feature a variety of items in our Holiday Gift Guides, from crafty stuff to pets to sparkly things to gifts for readers.

So please leave a comment with a link or suggestions, or email me!

Mon, Nov. 2nd, 2026, 10:30 am
[i]icanhascheezburger_feed: Freeloading Felines Who Haven't Paid a Single Bill in Their Nine Lives

Posted by Sarah Brown

Imagine living in a house where you never have to pay rent, buy groceries, clean up after yourself, or work a single day in your life. Sounds pretty amazing, right? Well, congratulations, you've just described the average house cat. These furry little freeloaders have somehow convinced us to fund their entire lifestyle while they spend their days napping and judging our every move.

Being a cat must be the sweetest gig in the world. You get free housing, unlimited access to comfortable furniture, meals delivered directly to your bowl, and a personal assistant who scoops your litterbox. Meanwhile, your human is working all day just to afford the fancy wet food you've suddenly decided you don't like anymore.

The audacity of these little furballs is impressive. They'll watch you drag yourself home after a long day at work, demand dinner immediately, and then turn their noses up at whatever you've served. Excuse us, Your Meowjesty, would you prefer something from the chef's special menu?

Nothing in the house truly belongs to you once a cat moves in. You might have spent months saving up for a beautiful new couch, but your kitty sees an excellent opportunity to sharpen their claws. Fresh laundry becomes a luxurious sleeping spot, and your laptop is suddenly unavailable because a furry little loaf has settled across the keyboard. Good luck explaining to your boss that your cat has decided you're done working for the day.

Speaking of work, cats are absolutely terrible coworkers. They walk across keyboards, interrupt video calls, and demand attention whenever you're trying to meet a deadline. At least most coworkers don't knock your coffee off the desk while maintaining direct eye contact.

We'd love to see a cat survive one day with actual responsibilities. Imagine telling your kitty that rent is due on the first of the month. They'd probably blink slowly, knock the bill onto the floor, and go back to sleep. Financial responsibility? Never heard of her.

Yet somehow, we're the ones apologizing when we accidentally disturb their fifth nap of the afternoon. We've even started buying them furniture of their own, despite knowing they'll probably prefer the cardboard box it arrived in.

The worst part is that we'd happily keep paying for everything. One tiny head bump, a few enthusiastic purrs, and suddenly we're convinced these unemployed little loafs deserve another expensive treat.

These freeloading felines might contribute absolutely nothing to the household budget, but they've certainly figured out how to live like royalty!

Mon, Nov. 2nd, 2026, 08:00 am
[i]icanhascheezburger_feed: Woman packing up her RV in 27-degree weather can’t bring herself to leave a park cat alone in northe

Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

It's one thing to save a stray cat, and it's another thing to help them see the world by going on a great adventure.

Every cat lover loves a good story of a stray cat who wins a place in a home, is officially adopted, and receives the great royal title of a house prince or princess. If you really love cats (and I assume you do - I mean, you're right here, reading these very lines), you know this feeling all too well. That warm and fuzzy feeling that bubbles up inside you and stretches an unconscious smile across your face when you read about a wholesome adoption story.

Now think of this happiness it creates in you, and pile another layer on top of it - the cat isn't "just' adopted, removed from the streets and put inside a warm home… but the cat gets to see the world, go on adventures, and all that while you know he was saved from a harsh winter. That's the story of this one little RV park cat and the woman who saved him. It's not every day that you get to learn about a cat jumping the steps of quality of life so quickly. And that makes me very happy.

Personally, I also just really love adventurous cats. Whether they live the van life or are purrfessional leash-trained cats, it always makes me happy to see a cat who enjoys the great outdoors. Not all cats get to see the world and experience things that are beyond the borders of their home or territory. When a cat gets to do that, my heart makes a joyful little leap, and that's just another reason to love a cat doing the RV lifestyle right.

Mon, Nov. 2nd, 2026, 04:30 pm
[i]smartbitches_feed: Dystopian Romance, Witches, & More

Posted by Amanda

Spectred Isle

Spectred Isle by KJ Charles is 99c! This is book one in the Green Men series. It was also recommended in a Rec League on Mysterious, Spooky-Adjacent Romances.

Archaeologist Saul Lazenby has been all but unemployable since his disgrace during the War. Now he scrapes a living working for a rich eccentric who believes in magic. Saul knows it’s a lot of nonsense…except that he begins to find himself in increasingly strange and frightening situations. And at every turn he runs into the sardonic, mysterious Randolph Glyde.

Randolph is the last of an ancient line of arcanists, commanding deep secrets and extraordinary powers as he struggles to fulfil his family duties in a war-torn world. He knows there’s something odd going on with the haunted-looking man who keeps turning up in all the wrong places. The only question for Randolph is whether Saul is victim or villain.

Saul hasn’t trusted anyone in a long time. But as the supernatural threat grows, along with the desire between them, he’ll need to believe in evasive, enraging, devastatingly attractive Randolph. Because he may be the only man who can save Saul’s life—or his soul.

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The Library of Botanical Witchcraft

The Library of Botanical Witchcraft by Jasmine Wigham is 99c at most vendors! This is a cozy fantasy romance and it appears to be a standalone. The romance is between a witch and a librarian.

A plant-loving librarian and a standoffish witch team up to cure a botanical curse in this whimsical and charming fantasy perfect for fans of Emily Wilde’s Encyclopaedia of Faeries and The Spellshop.

The Evergreen Conservatoire of Botanical Witchcraft is off limits to anyone without magical gifts.

But Thalia Sylvestre has just landed herself a prestigious job as an assistant in Evergreen’s library, granting her rare access to this unique repository of botanical witchlore.

It’s Thalia’s perfect to be surrounded by gilded tomes of magic and enchanted plants with minds of their own. Most importantly, it gives her the resources she needs to research, in secret, a cure for the curse that afflicts her twin sister Hebe.

If only the place wasn’t teeming with troublesome witches. Witches like August Hawthorne, a post-graduate student from a distinguished line of magical botanists. August is standoffish and clearly disdainful of Thalia. But his research could be the key to helping Hebe – if Thalia can stop acting so flustered around him for long enough to find out.

As Thalia and August grow closer, time is running out for Hebe. But within Evergreen are secrets yet to be unearthed . . .

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Bears Behaving Badly

Bears Behaving Badly by MaryJanice Davidson is $99c! This is the first in a series. I liked the social worker aspect of this one, but I fully admit that Davidson’s over the top, somewhat goofy tone doesn’t really work for me. Are you a fan?

These social worker bear shifters give the term “mama bear” a whole new meaning! Bestselling author MaryJanice Davidson is back with this brand-new paranormal romance series featuring a foster care system for at-risk shifter babies and teens.

Werebear shifter Annette Garsea is a caseworker for the Interspecies Placement Agency. When a selectively mute and freakishly strong teen werewolf is put in her custody, Annette has to uncover the young girl’s secrets if she’s to have any hopes of helping her. And not even the growling of a scruffy private investigator can distract her from her mission…

Bear shifter David Auberon appreciates Annette’s work with at-risk teen shifters, but he’s not sure if her latest charge is so much a vulnerable teen as a predator who should be locked up. All that changes when he, Annette, and her motley band of juveniles find themselves dodging multiple murder attempts and uncovering a trafficking cartel that doesn’t just threaten the kids, but risks discovery of the shifters by the wider world of homo sapiens.

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Last Light

Last Light by Claire Kent is $2.49 on Amazon! This a post-apocalyptic, road trip romance, and it’s been recommend previously in a couple Rec Leagues on post-apocalyptic romances.

It only took four years for the world to fall apart.

Now the last member of my family has died, and I’m forced to travel across what’s left of three states to find the only people I know left alive. To survive, I’ll have to salvage food and supplies and try to avoid violent men who’ve learned they can take what they want by force. The only way I’m going to make it is by trusting Travis.

Travis used to fix my car, and now he’s all I have left in the world. He’s gruff and stoic and unfriendly, and I don’t really know or like him. But he’s all I have left. He’ll keep me safe. We’ll take care of each other. Until we reach what’s left of our town and can finally let go of one another.

Last Light is a standalone post-apocalyptic romance set in the near future after a global catastrophe.

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Mon, Nov. 2nd, 2026, 11:15 am
[i]icanhascheezburger_feed: Veterinary student takes in a three-legged tuxedo cat with no plans to keep him, but one photo revea

Posted by Sarah Brown

Every cat foster parent knows the danger of getting a little too attached. You bring home a kitty with the best intentions, promising yourself that you're only providing a temporary place to stay. A few weeks later, they've claimed your bed, stolen your heart, and somehow convinced you that your home would be incomplete without them. Oops!

Foster fails are practically a tradition in the cat-loving community. After all, how are you supposed to say goodbye to a little fluffball who's spent weeks following you around, demanding cuddles, and becoming part of your daily routine? Those tiny paws have a remarkable talent for making themselves right at home.

For one veterinary student, however, adopting a cat was never part of the plan. Their studies, finances, and future career moves made permanent pet ownership seem unrealistic. When a rescued tuxedo cat named Clay entered their life, they intended to help him recover before eventually returning him to the streets.

Clay had already been through an awful ordeal, losing a paw after suffering a severe wound. He needed care and a safe place to recover, and his temporary human was determined to help.

What they hadn't anticipated was how much they'd need him, too.

Three years later, Clay is still by their side, and the two are practically inseparable. He's an affectionate little gentlecat who loves cuddling and insists on staying close to his human throughout the day.

We all know the joy of coming home to a pet who's happy to see us. Even the most exhausting day feels a little easier when there's a furry companion waiting to curl up beside you. Clay's human says they wouldn't even want to come home if he weren't there.

Clay also extends his kindness to the other animals his human helps. He's especially gentle with incoming foster cats, even meowing at nervous newcomers as though he's reassuring them.

Clay has faced more than his fair share of challenges, including a painful dental condition that required extensive treatment. His human was so emotional about leaving him in veterinary care that they called their mom for support.

The student initially worried that a permanent pet would be too much to handle. Instead, Clay became their favorite part of coming home.

He may have lost a paw, but this sweet tuxedo boy has certainly gained a whole lot of love.

Mon, Nov. 2nd, 2026, 07:15 am
[i]icanhascheezburger_feed: 25 Funniest Cat Memes and Tweets for Feline Fanatics (November 2, 2026)

Posted by Blake Seidel

We feline fanatics have a unique sense of humor and our funny bone can only be truly tickled through the power of the most hissterical and silly cat memes and tweets on the internet. Lucky for you, that happens to be a purrticular passion of mine.

Quick question for all you readers before we start: did anyone tell your cat about daylight savings time? Because apparently nobody told my cats, based on the amount of screaming that happened at 5:30 AM. Since it worked, I'm sure I can expect this every morning from now on until we change the clocks back.

And it's Monday. Of course, it's Monday.

Now, if you're not a feline fanatic, none of this sounds funny. It sounds surprisingly like a hostage situation. But for us feline fanatics, you're probably laughing a slightly unhinged, exhausted laugh because your cat did the exact same thing to you this meowrning. And if you're anything like me, you gave them an extra scoop of food because you love them.

That's the thing about us cat people. Our sense of humor has been… let's say "shaped" by years of living with tiny, judgmental roommates who knock our stuff off the counter while maintaining direct eye contact. We don't laugh at regular jokes anymore. We laugh at a cat stuck in a tissue box, a cat jumping 6 feet into the air because of a cucumber, or kittens dancing to Michael Jackson.

Without further ado, here I am, providing you with 25 funny cat memes and tweets, hand-picked by a feline fanatic running on a few hours of sleep. To others, it may sound terrible, but to me, I wouldn't change it for the world.

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